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    Default My 2,002 post

    G'day,

    Well I was going to put up some useless drivel regarding my 2,000th post but I stuffed that up in the Bar is Open, see post 85.

    http://www6.cyanide.com.au/~woodwork...t=40754&page=6

    So what do you post on your 2,002 post?

    Well I thought this might be a good choice:

    Astronomy Domine by Pink Floyd.
    (Barrett) 4:12

    Lime and limpid green, a second scene
    A fight between the blue you once knew.
    Floating down, the sound resounds
    Around the icy waters underground.
    Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda
    And Titania, Neptune, Titan.
    Stars can frighten.

    Blinding signs flap,
    Flicker, flicker, flicker blam. Pow, pow.
    Stairway scare Dan Dare who's there?
    Lime and limpid green
    The sounds surrounds the icy waters underground
    Lime and limpid green
    The sounds surrounds the icy waters underground.

    When you think about it, it makes a lot of sence really for a 2,002 post - about stuff all.

    But what a great band.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

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    I wasted my 2000th too but this is what I should have posted:

    Whats he building in there?
    What the hell is he building
    In there?
    He has subscriptions to those
    Magazines... he never
    Waves when he goes by
    Hes hiding something from
    The rest of us... hes all
    To himself... I think I know
    Why... he took down the
    Tire swing from the peppertree
    He has no children of his
    Own you see... he has no dog
    And he has no friends and
    His lawn is dying... and
    What about all those packages
    He sends. whats he building in there?
    With that hook light
    On the stairs. whats he building
    In there... Ill tell you one thing
    Hes not building a playhouse for
    The children whats he building
    In there?

    Now whats that sound from under the door?
    Hes pounding nails into a
    Hardwood floor... and i
    Swear to God I heard someone
    Moaning low... and I keep
    Seeing the blue light of a
    T.v. show...
    He has a router
    And a table saw... and you
    Wont believe what mr. sticha saw
    Theres poison underneath the sink
    Of course... but theres also
    Enough formaldehyde to choke
    A horse... whats he building
    In there. what the hell is he
    Building in there? I heard he
    Has an ex-wife in some place
    Called mayors income, tennessee
    And he used to have a
    Consulting business in indonesia...
    But what is he building in there?
    What the hell is building in there?

    He has no friends
    But he gets a lot of mail
    Ill bet he spent a little
    Time in jail...
    I heard he was up on the
    Roof last night
    Signaling with a flashlight
    And whats that tune hes
    Always whistling...
    Whats he building in there?
    Whats he building in there?

    We have a right to know.

    Tom Waits - the greatest living poet IMHO - Dylan lives in his shadow..

    and yep Pink Floyd were gods of rock
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    G'day Shedland,

    You put me to shame. Your's was a post with something related to what goes on in here, mine... well (shrug)
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

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    The thing I like about Tom is his music structure i so brilliantly agricultural.
    For example, check this out if you like his stuff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPuaDK7YqIA

    Reminds of dark-siding late on a Sunday night in my shed....
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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