A Couple of Oldies

[Baz]

Here is a couple of oldies that need to be seen again.

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the
Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
"Do you know what your a** h** is doing while you're having
an orgasm?"

She replied! "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."



Bag of Lollies

One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled
up beside him and the window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of
lollies if you get in the car", said the driver. "No way, get stuffed",
replied the boy. "How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the
driver. "I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50 eh?", quizzed the driver,
still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. "No, I'm not
getting in the bloody car"! answered the boy.

"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies, the driver offered". "NO", screamed the boy."What will it take
to get you in the car"? Asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Volvo, you live with it"!

[scooter]

Love the first one Baz