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    Unhappy A warning to the gentlemen ...

    If using a heat rub to treat a sore elbow, do NOT apply said rub before going to the toilet ... or use the other hand

    Richard

    it burns, it really does

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    A warning to the gentlemen .



    Gentlemen?

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    Almost as bad as gtting it in yer eye. Tiger Balm is the worst...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    So Richard is now aware of what being in the hotseat really means
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    That takes me back a bit

    When merely an impetuous youf (!) I played Rugby for Jersey, and one of the initiation things was to spray some of the aerosol "Deep Heat" into a newbie's jocks when he was out on the field.

    Post shower, and into the bar, the said newbie would soon start squirming, then, at an ever increasing tempo, start hopping about - hoots to watch - but a real live Bar-steward to be caught by

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    I once chopped up a whole swag of chillies for a Thai Lamb Curry for a dinner party we were having. Hours later I went for a pee. Frick it hurt. I had to wash my old fella under the tap for 10 minutes before the pain subsided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    I once chopped up a whole swag of chillies for a Thai Lamb Curry for a dinner party we were having. Hours later I went for a pee. Frick it hurt. I had to wash my old fella under the tap for 10 minutes before the pain subsided.
    And you loved every minute of it I bet?

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    I have read, that Gentlemen actually pay for this kind of treatment.

    Al :eek:

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    A few drops of tobasco ( spelling) on the handle of the toilet door at a party gets some interesting looks from people who have just been.

    Not that I would have ever been involved.


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    Hey Dick, get youself an ice pack.
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    Obviously none of you lot have been to a cooking course run by Lindey Milan of the Women's Weekly where you use chilli - everyone gets an extensive warning about what not to do after touching chillis & who not to touch

    Oh, and milk or yoghurt is the best thing for chilli 'burns'. Can't help with Tiger Balm or Dencorub/Vicks etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore
    A few drops of tobasco ( spelling) on the handle of the toilet door at a party gets some interesting looks from people who have just been.

    Not that I would have ever been involved.


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    Cor! Nasty eh! Must remember that one :eek:

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    Vicks vapour rub does the same its a very different feeling one i will never have again

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