Neighbourly Concern

[Charleville]

A bloke went to see his neighbour and knocked on their door. When the lady of the house answered, he thought she looked a bit pale and upset. He asked her if her husband was in. 'Johnny passed away this morning I'm afraid' she said.



'Oh dear, that's awful' the bloke said 'What on earth happened?'



'Well he just told me that he felt a little poorly and took to his bed and that was it'



The bloke didn't know what to say. He asked if she was with him at the end. 'Yes. I was' she sobbed. The bloke enquired if he managed any last words. 'Well, yes a few' she said.



So the bloke asked her, 'He didn't say anything about a tin of red paint did he?'







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[bluegum30]

Still wwaaaiiiitttttiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg .Lloyd.

[Allan at Wallan]

I thought his last words may have been
"Don't point that gun at me dear".

Nevertheless I liked it ... thanks for contributing.

Allan