New use for potatoes

[fenderbelly]

chap sitting on beach ,saw another chap keep getting birds coming over and him leaving with them.
every day was the same .
in the end he went over to the chap and said.
"here mate,we look similar ,similar build same spedo's whats your trick?"

chap whispers
"take a tip put a potato down your spedo's and see them come"

next day he did so.......nothing
next day the same
he went back over and said
"look mate were almost twins ,i did the potato trick but nothing works"
other bloke whispers
"try putting it down the front tomorrow!!!

[Ozkaban]

that's just plain wrong...

reminds me of the addage "Friends don't let Friends wear Speedos..."

cheers,
Dave