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    Default Top 10 Ways........

    Here are the top ten ways you can tell someone is suffering from "Traba Lignator Habitus" a cronic disorder suffered by certain hobbyists.

    Number 10 on the list is when they subscibe to more than one wood working magazine and number 9 is when they phone the newsagent daily to enquire about the one from North America that starts with F when delivery is running late.

    8 on the list is when they write to Fox threatening cancellation of their subscription unless woodworking shows are put back on the How to Channel.

    7 is when their wife starts refering to them as Tim the ToolMan.

    And then 6 is when she justs yells out "hey ya tool".

    Number 5 on the list is when there is a tool catalogue masquarading as general interest book on their coffee table.

    4 is when they admit to daydreaming about using a Bridge City smoother.

    And then of course there's 3 when they admit to contempating how to buy one.

    Number 2 on the top ten list is the constant attempts at learining sketchup without actually refering to the tutorials because they are so impatient to start the next project.

    And the number 1 way of telling if someone has the disorder is when they are logged onto woodworking forums for more than 6 hours a day!!!!!

    Help me moderator for I know not what I do

    Think I'll go and have a lie down

    Cheers
    PS I failed 2nd year Latin
    Mike
    "Working to a rigidly defined method of doubt and uncertainty"

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    Speaking of which, does anyone have issue 191 yet?

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    No still not here. By the way thought I'd beened banned when the server went down for such a poor attempt at humour and lack of skills (posted 2 by mistake)

    cheers
    Mike
    Mike
    "Working to a rigidly defined method of doubt and uncertainty"

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    Ahh, so it was your fault...

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    I can relate to every point there .... ..... I got it bad bud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC View Post
    Ahh, so it was your fault...
    Hang on...... Not Guilty your Honor, Gumby said the software did it
    Mike
    "Working to a rigidly defined method of doubt and uncertainty"

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    FWW 191 arrived today for me.

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