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  1. #1
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    Dec 2002
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    Default Cosmetics

    SWMBO bought a new line of expensive
    cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years
    younger.
    After a lengthy sitting before the
    mirror applying the "miracle" products, she
    asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would
    you say I am?"

    Looking over her carefully, I replied,
    "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair,
    eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

    "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

    "Hey, wait a minute!" I interrupted.
    "I haven't added them up yet."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    Location
    ACT
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    85
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    If you want to survive I suggest you average them rather than add them.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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