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Thread: Baseball Quote
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1st June 2006, 02:41 PM #1
Baseball Quote
At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and
said, "I need a baseball quote."
I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous quote: "It ain't over
'til it's over!"
There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, "What was that?"
"You asked me for a baseball quote," I responded, "and that was the
first thing that came into my head."
"Oh," she replied. "My husband told me to call and get a baseball quote."
I asked if she wanted to ship something, and she said she did.
Then it dawned on me: "Do you mean you want a ballpark figure?" :eek:Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.