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    Default Call Centre

    Mujibar was trying to get a
    Microsoft Call Center job in India .
    The Personnel Manager said, .....
    'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
    Unless you pass ityou cannot qualify for this job.'
    Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

    The Manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words
    Yellow,Pink,
    and Green.'
    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
    'Mister Manager, I am ready'
    The Manager said, 'Go ahead.'
    Mujibar said, ..........
    'The telephone goes green, green,
    and I pinkit up, and say,
    Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

    Mujibar now works at the
    Microsoft Call Center India.
    No doubt you have spoken to him.
    I know I have

    Last edited by RETIRED; 3rd February 2009 at 07:04 AM. Reason: punctuation
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    I know him.Was speaking to him last week.
    Didn't pickup on his name at the time.
    But it must have been him
    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.

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    Well I think he has moved to the Telstra call centre because I get him every time I ring them.

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    I reckon I got him twice this morning on Optus Call Centre.
    I hung up in disgust the first two times and tried a third time
    only to get his sister. Sooooo frustrating.

    How do I turn this upside down.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    like this:
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    or

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    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Default A for smart.Or smartA##

    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    How about you tell us how you did it
    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.

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    I used a little freebie software package called irfanview (http://www.irfanview.com/). Very light weight and quick, as well as dead useful. Much better than built in windows image viewing/manipulation tools.

    I saved the image, rotated it 90 deg, saved it, repeat 4 times. Then rotated 45 deg, saved, then rotated 90deg, etc.

    I know, i know. I'm a geek. but at least the govt paid me to do it

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    I must get his sister all the time ....

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