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    Default Should Wives be alowed in the kitchen whilst a man is cooking?

    I decided to make an OssoBucco with Orange Gremolata and Orange and Parsley Dumplings in the slow cooker for dinner tonight.

    Half way theough preparing the meal the LOML calls me away to fold a fitted sheet which I do, when I come back there she is in the kitchen cleaning up, putting food out for the cat and getting the dogs turkey out of the oven. Thing is, I was half way through preparing the meal and suddenly after being called away to attend to a small task I come back and MY kitchen has been taken over and I have forgotten weher I was up to in my preperations.

    When I politly asked what she was doing in MY kitchen and what she was doing, the excuse was she was only trying to help and the cat was humgry.

    So when a man is in the kitchen should it be treated like the shed and no visitors alowed? And if a visitor does venture into the work area should they be made to keep their hands in their pockets and not touch anything?

    When a MAN is working in the kitchen should a set of OH&S rules apply?
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    When a man says something......and his wife is not there to hear him






    Is he STILL wrong.
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    And women say we're insensitive! In future Phil, I would...
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    ... sorry, Mrs. Wood came in and I had to wait 'til she went out of the room again. Anyway, the next time it happens... damn! I forgot what I was going to say now!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    I decided to make an OssoBucco with Orange Gremolata and Orange and Parsley Dumplings
    Good onya Phil.....I'm doing macaroni cheese at the moment...but I will be sure to ask swmba when she returns from the truffle hunt....

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Phil, do you always feed your dog roast turkey?

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    you do know you can only 'borrow' the kitchen, Phil

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    thats why all wemons feet are small......so they can stand closer to the sink

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    I can't find any fault with that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Dean View Post
    Phil, do you always feed your dog roast turkey?
    Always feed her roast turky, have to look after the best friend, she also loves a little bit of ice-cream and custard and always shares my apple

    Quote Originally Posted by RufflyRustic View Post
    you do know you can only 'borrow' the kitchen, Phil
    Wendy, when I am working in the kitchen it is mine shed rules apply
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    Simple cure - teach SWMBO how to fold sheets

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    If you want to "get any" you'd better let her in the kitchen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    If you want to "get any" you'd better let her in the kitchen!
    What if you are a better cook and cook gourmet food? I have had offers you would not believe from ladies wanting me to cook for them.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by artme View Post
    Simple cure - teach SWMBO how to fold sheets
    Some things you cannot teach (that is what the LOML says) so I am stuck with having to use this superpower, a man has to sholder all sorts of burdens It's hard being so dam good
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    Some things you cannot teach (that is what the LOML says) so I am stuck with having to use this superpower, a man has to sholder all sorts of burdens It's hard being so dam good
    Like how the hinge works on the toilet seat.
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