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Thread: Flight Attendants
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12th October 2007, 04:15 PM #1
Flight Attendants
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather regal looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.
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12th October 2007, 06:30 PM #2
Yeah, I like that.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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13th October 2007, 10:05 AM #3
Good one.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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