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Thread: A few for the kids
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22nd April 2023, 06:28 PM #1
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A few for the kids
What nails does a Carpenter hate to hit???
Fingernails.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a drink of water???
It was a little horse.
How do you throw a party in space???
You planetTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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28th May 2023, 01:13 AM #2
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanna tish.
Wanna tish who?
No I don't need to blow my nose.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I'm not here all the time to annoy you!To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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