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Thread: Drug Names
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13th October 2004, 11:15 PM #1
Drug Names
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.Plausible deniability is the key to success
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14th October 2004, 05:52 AM #2
Originally Posted by MarkV
Last week they approved the generic name for use in Oz ; MydixizdedAndrogens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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14th October 2004, 05:19 PM #3
Mongrels, I got coffee spray on the monitor now! :eek:
Boring signature time again!
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17th October 2004, 09:39 PM #4
the secret ingredient in VIAGRA is actually used in the automotive trade.. it goes by the name of FIXAFLAT
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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17th October 2004, 09:51 PM #5
another secret ingredient in VIAGRA is used by Hungry Jacks to make WHOPPERS
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1st March 2006, 12:45 PM #6
Latest development on Viagra:
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."Photo Gallery
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1st March 2006, 12:53 PM #7
I heard somewhere that in the US more money is pumped
into Viagra development and breast enhancement, than is spent on Alzhiemer's research. Not surprising really, except that in 20yrs time there'll be hordes of people walking the streets with pert breasts and erections who can't remember what the hell to do with them!
Cheers,Andy Mac
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1st March 2006, 01:09 PM #8
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1st March 2006, 01:22 PM #9
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Really, this thread is over the top!
You guys should all take some Viagra eye drops and have a good hard look at yourselves!
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1st March 2006, 01:38 PM #10
careful, you'll get pink eye.
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1st March 2006, 01:44 PM #11
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And then ther eis the new male contraceptive pill that just came out. you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp
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1st March 2006, 01:54 PM #12
If you take viagra, don't swallow it too slow, you will get a stiff neck.
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1st March 2006, 03:09 PM #13
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you guys are weird.................still it made me laugh
S T I R L O
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1st March 2006, 03:15 PM #14
Apparently they give Viagra to the old guys in retirement homes, stops them rolling out of bed at night...
Andy Mac
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3rd March 2006, 05:55 PM #15
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Originally Posted by Andy Mac