The Devil Knows

[Barry_White]

Paul Keating, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask if its useable.

The devil tells them it is only for calling back to Earth.>>



Putin then asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars. Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
The devil says " That'll be 6 million dollars,".....
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.

Finally Paul Keating got his turn and spoke for 4 hours.

Surprised, the devil told him there would be no charge for his call and to feel free to call Australia anytime.>>





When Putin hears this he went ballistic and asked the devil to explain why>>


Keating got to call Australia for free.

The devil smirked ...."Since Rudd became Prime Minister of the Australia,>>


the country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call....">>

[Big Shed]

Sounds familiar

https://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/red-phone-117849/