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  1. #1
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    Default Car accident

    As the policeman approached the scene of an
    accident he found that the entire driver's side
    of the Mercedes had been ripped off, taking
    with it the driver's arm.

    The yuppie driver kept saying, "My car, my car.
    Look at my poor car".

    The policeman said, "Sir, I would be more concerned
    that you no longer have a right arm".

    The yuppie looked down, saw that he no longer had
    an arm and yelled out, "My Rolex, my Rolex".

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    Must a been a mollyduke yuppie. Most righties wear their watch on the left arm.

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