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  1. 22nd June 2011, 05:15 PM #1
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    Ray, (Wheelinaround), went into a bar and after staring for some
    time at the only woman seated there, leaned over and kissed her.

    She immediately went into a rage and started knocking him
    around whilst verbally abusing him.

    Ray responded, "I am sorry, I thought you were my wife. You
    look exactly like her".

    She screamed back at him, "You idiot, you no good, worthless,
    insufferable and rude man".

    "Funny", said Ray, "You sound just like her too".

    P.S. You had better not show Sue this one or I will cop it.

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    Allan, when is your funeral
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    Guess who walked in and read that Allan LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bleeder View Post
    Allan, when is your funeral
    I will check with my mate who is an undertaker.

    Hang on, he said he would never put me down so I should be ok.

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  5. 22nd June 2011, 08:47 PM #5
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    Think he meant he might get flamin mad though Allan
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  6. 23rd June 2011, 04:40 PM #6
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    OHH MY GOD, SWMBO has got a twin out there!!!!
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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