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    Default A few for the kids.

    What do ghosts use on their hair ? Scare spray.

    why don't skeletons go to a dance ? Nobody to dance with.

    How do witches tell the time ? Look at their witch watch.

    What do we call ghosts who own their own home ? Home moaners.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    John please put that Big Book of Kids jokes away

    Now John step away from the book

    Oh NO he's learnt hoiw to search for them on the net


    What did the hanky say to the Nose


    Lets Boogie

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    Wheelin dont encourage him
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calm View Post
    Wheelin dont encourage him
    Leave him alone, he knows what he is doing.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Leave him alone, he knows what he is doing.
    I DO

    Shyte I best leave the WWF

    all you got to do John is google joke of the day just never sign up for them to come to your in box this is where spam comes from

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    What do ghosts use on their hair ? Scare spray.

    why don't skeletons go to a dance ? Nobody to dance with.

    How do witches tell the time ? Look at their witch watch.

    What do we call ghosts who own their own home ? Home moaners.

    C'mon John ... even I would not resort to telling
    such jokes. Time to get a new book mate.

    Allan

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    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    C'mon John ... even I would not resort to telling
    such jokes.
    Yes you would and have.

    e.i. sorting the ants

    John punish him while he's down.
    regards

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