My best friend told my wife he had seen me neckid on the internet!

[barrysumpter]

My wife and I were on the phone catching up with a school chum who was from Texas. He's in a small town with phone access to the internet.

I was standing next to my wife who was on the phone.
I was trying to keep up with the one sided dialog.

When my wife went suddenly red in the face and told me that my friend had just told her he had seen me neckid (nakid is nude in the shower, neckid is naked and up to mischief).

I turned red thinking I had forgotten to turn off and unplug the web cam we use on YIM (Yahoo Immediate Messenger). And he's glimpsed me walking to my bedroom after a shower.

I asked her to ask him where he's seen me.

Her reply was that "he's seen a photo your d.ck on the woodworkers site!".
"And it was huge!".

My first thought was that one of the more colourful members of the wood working forum had posted a photo claiming to be me as a joke.

My second thought was that if it was a good photo then I'd leave it and if it was bad I'd ask to have it removed.

As I ran to the phone in my office I looked out the window to the back yard and it hit me.

I picked up the phone and told him "my wife thinks you've seen my huge d.ck on the internet,...., could you please spell d.ck for her?"

And with his southern draw spelt "D...E...C...K" and repeated the pronouciation as "I've seen your diiiaaaak, on the internet".

We spent the rest of the phone call laughing and teasing my wife about how to say huge deck with a southen draw and how we spell it.

[Gumby]

Thanks,
Barry G. Sumpter
Proud Tritoneer
( see my other 40 posts under BarryGSumpter )

or try Barry Sumpter (no G), SumpterGbarry, G.BarrySumpter, BazsumpG, BarrysumpterG, or just BS.

[barrysumpter]

lol, I was wondering when my posts would be hijacked by the silly old farts on the bb.

Can't write that I was surprised that it was the notorious grumpy old fart.

All internet hyjacking should be considered a terr-or-ist ack and be subject to arrest and imprisonment without legal representation for the remainder of their short torchered lives. :eek:

( this is just me talking sh.t and not being PC )

Love the fourms and the onry old farts taking the mickie out of every serious and not serious post.

You guys rock!

[Gumby]

lol, I was wondering when my posts would be hijacked by the silly old farts on the bb.

Well, they had to be good for something !

And I'm not old. The others are though. :eek:

[Caliban]

Gumby
You piece of plasticine.
How dare you.
I'm not old either unlike the rtst of those old farts.