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    Pete the builder was going through a house he had just built with the
    woman who owned it.

    She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first
    room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."

    The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

    When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.

    The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

    When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan.

    The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

    When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep
    telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what
    is that for?"

    The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Port supporters laying the turf out front."
    Last edited by scooter; 28th October 2007 at 12:54 PM. Reason: tags
    Cheers Fred



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