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  1. #1
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    Default One for the cemetery nuts

    On the outskirts of Munruben township, there was a big old
    pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day "Munruben"
    (John) and his mate "Wheelinaround" (Ray) sat under the tree
    and began sharing the fallen nuts.

    "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me" they were
    saying as they divided them.

    Unfortunately a couple dropped and rolled down toward the
    fence but they continued to divide the remainder.

    Another bloke "Fenderbelly" (Fred) came along the road on his
    bicycle and heard a voice, "One for you, one for me". He knew
    exactly what was happening and took off at a rate of knots
    as he was scared.

    "Fenderbelly" then met an old man hobbling along on with
    the aid of a walking stick. He said, "Satan and the Lord are
    down at the cemetery dividing up the souls, come quickly
    and see for yourself".

    The old man hobbled over to the area and sure enough he
    could hear the voice, "One for you, one for me" repeatedly.

    He said to "Fenderbelly", "You have been telling the truth
    after all, let's have a look as I want to see what the Lord
    looks like". They both approached the area cautiously.

    Then they heard these threatening words. "Ok, now that
    we have divided them all, let's get those couple of nuts
    near the fence and we'll be done".

    They say the old man on the walking stick was a good
    hundred metres up the road when "Fenderbelly" passed
    him on his bicycle.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Cheers Fred



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