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    Default Need a caption!

    Couldn't resist taking this pic a few weeks ago - not everyday you see someone mowing concrete tennis courts on a ride-on. I know there's got to be a good punchline to go with it but I just can't quite get it. Any suggestions????
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    "Well, that takes care of that, I won't get stuck in here again.... stupid maze."
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    "These damned lines just won't come off."

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    Love lorn???

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    caught ......er...court
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    "What makes you think I've been drinking Officer?"
    Gotta pay that one
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    Default mowin

    mmmm doesnt seem to have growin much this week (maybe it needs more water)

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    My last job was with the Lawn Tennis Association - this is totally different
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    "I knew I should'a turned left at Albuquerque!"
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    Greenhouse gas emissions? Mate, this is a tennis court, not a greenhouse, dope.

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    "Hmmm, I think the boss needs to get me a new GPS"!
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