Woodworker's dilemma

[MICKYG]

A woodworker had three girl friends; he liked each of them in their own way and could not decide which of them to propose marriage to. Finally he decided to give each of them $5000 to see how they would spend it.
The first prospect gave him the title to some land, “I purchased this treed property and also planted seedlings on it so you will have timber for your projects forever."
The second one arrived with a delivery van, “I have purchased all the extra tools that you have often wished for, now you will be able to easily make anything that you want."
The third one presented him with a box of business cards, “This is a galley that I opened for you to sell your crafts, so you will always have a source of income."
He thought long and hard about the three girls and the purchases that they made, finally he proposed to the one with the biggest b----bs.



Regards Mike

[Sturdee]

Good to see that Neil's old joke out of the polishers bible gets a new life.


Peter.

[Calm]

Good decision

[ian]

He thought long and hard about the three girls and the purchases that they made, finally he proposed to the one with the biggest b----bs.

and got her to work in the gallery

[DavidG]

Why not become a Mormon/muslim and marry all three.

[Scally]

Don't you mean 'moron'?