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  1. #1
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    Default Elderly Driver

    I was sitting on my lawn having a quiet beer and reading when I was
    startled by a fairly late model car that crashed through my hedge and
    came to rest just in front of me.

    I helped the elderly driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

    I noted, "It's quite remarkable that you are still driving at your age."

    "Yes," she replied. "I"m old enough that I don't need a license any more."

    "How is that possible?"

    "The last time my doctor examined me, he asked if I had a driver's
    license.

    I told him yes and handed it to him.

    He took scissors out of a drawer, and as he cut the license into pieces he said,
    'You won't be needing this any more.

    So I thanked him and drove home."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    moonbi nsw Aus
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    I am sure here a lot of drivers on the road that have the same license level
    Just do it!

    Kind regards Rod

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