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  1. 11th July 2009, 09:31 AM #1
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    Default Ran out of petrol

    Barry ran out of petrol about 50 kilometers from his home town on a seldom traveled track and no filling station for the next 30 kilometers. Barry was just about to set off walking the long trek to the filling station, when a Bee stopped and asked Barry "what was the matter"? Barry told the Bee what the problem was and the Bee said to Barry, "Hang on a tick, I might be able to help" so the Bee flew off and came back about 2 minutes later with a huge swarm of Bees and flew into the petrol tank of Barry's car. A few seconds later they all flew out again.
    "Try it now" said the Bee. Barry cranked the starter and the car burst into life, purring like a kitten. "WOW" Said Barry. "What did you do" and the Bee said..."We just filled her up with .....BP"
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  2. 13th July 2009, 11:35 AM #2
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    Standard joke John.

    If I had not heard it before it might have been super.

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    If it were not super it would have some e10tion, wouldn't it
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    I didn't know Barry had a Hummer!
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  5. 13th July 2009, 10:20 PM #5
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    Cool OH NO.....stung!

    Honey... that joke was just a stinger... be careful you'll have everyone swarming in here.... All your's I'll buzz off & leave you to it....
    cheers Kerry
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