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  1. #1
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    Default Non-hostile Takeover

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

    "I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much
    we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All
    you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation."

    The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."

    "I see." replied the father-in-law, "Well, then you'll work in the
    office and take charge of some of the operations."

    "I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can;t stand being stuck
    behind a desk."

    "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half owner
    of a money-making industry, but you don't like factories, and won't
    work in an office. What am I going to do with you?"

    "Easy," said the son-in-law. "Buy me out."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Default

    I take it this could be real.

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