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Thread: The Devil Knows
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21st June 2010, 06:27 PM #1
The Devil Knows
Paul Keating, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask if its useable.
The devil tells them it is only for calling back to Earth.>>
Putin then asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars. Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
The devil says " That'll be 6 million dollars,".....
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.
Finally Paul Keating got his turn and spoke for 4 hours.
Surprised, the devil told him there would be no charge for his call and to feel free to call Australia anytime.>>
When Putin hears this he went ballistic and asked the devil to explain why>>
Keating got to call Australia for free.
The devil smirked ...."Since Rudd became Prime Minister of the Australia,>>
the country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call....">>
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21st June 2010, 06:35 PM #2
Sounds familiar
https://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/red-phone-117849/
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