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  1. #1
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    Dec 2002
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    SW Sydney
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    Default Drum Problem = Woody's Revenge

    There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every
    moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said
    or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the child.

    One person told the boy that he would, if he continued to make so
    much noise, perforate his eardrums. This reasoning was too advanced
    for the child, who was neither a scientist nor a scholar.

    A second person told him that drum beating was a sacred activity and
    should be carried out only on special occasions. The third person
    offered the neighbors plugs for their ears; a fourth gave the boy a
    book; a fifth gave the neighbors books that described a method of
    controlling anger through biofeedback; a sixth person gave the boy
    meditation exercises to make him placid and docile. None of these
    attempts worked.

    Eventually, a wise Woody came along with an effective motivation. He
    looked at the situation, handed the child a hammer and chisel, and
    asked, "I wonder what's inside the drum?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
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    North Of The Boarder
    Age
    68
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    Wise old sage that woody

    little did they know he banged that drum because he had wanted to walk to his own beat follow his own heart and mind not follow as sheep do, make his own mark on the world.

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