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1st February 2009, 03:36 PM #1
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The Talking Clock
A woody was showing some friends his new Munruben apartment.
One guest asked "What's that big brass basin for?"
"That's the talking clock," answered the woody.
He gave it an ear shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed,
"Knock it off, it's 2 a.m., you idiot!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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1st February 2009, 06:14 PM #2
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1st February 2009, 10:09 PM #3
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Obviously someone got ticked off.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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