Scales do not lie

[Rodgera]

Mrs Munruben noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this
maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

[Allan at Wallan]

Careful John, someone is "putting your weights up".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[wayfarer]

Just seems there's no justice with them there scales

[echnidna]

Just seems there's no justice with them there scales

John knows he can halve his weight by standing on the scales on 1 leg

[munruben]

I gotta remember to lock that bathroom door in future. Could have been worse though, might have been cutting my toenails.

[wheelinround]

Thought you did that in the shed with 3'" grinder

[wayfarer]

Thought you did that in the shed with 3'" grinder

Yeah, but one slip and it'd be lobotomy time

/me runs off