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  1. #1
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    Mar 2007
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    Default Financial Planning

    A well known woodie (the mysterious Anonymous?)
    was a single guy living at home with his father and
    working in the family business.

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
    when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife
    to share his wealth.

    One evening, at an investment meeting he spotted the
    most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her beauty
    took his breath away.

    "I may look like an ordinary man," he said to her, "But
    in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit
    20 million dollars."

    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card
    and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

  2. #2
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    Jan 2008
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    Hornsby. NSW
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    62
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    Default

    That figures.
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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