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Thread: The Deer.
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24th August 2011, 08:52 PM #1
The Deer.
Eddie was asked ;
What do you call a Deer with no Eyes ?
No Eye Deer ( No Idea )
This was on the TV tonight.
Got to send this one to the Grandsons.Regards,
issatree.
Have Lathe, Wood Travel.
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24th August 2011, 08:57 PM #2
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What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye deer.
There is also a 3rd Q in the series but it would have to be posted in the orange room.
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25th August 2011, 12:09 AM #3
sad
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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25th August 2011, 12:19 AM #4
Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A. A Doyouthinkhesaurus..
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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25th August 2011, 12:47 AM #5
What do you call a deer with no legs and is caught in a river?
BobAndrogens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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25th August 2011, 01:56 AM #6
A man with one eye, no arms and one leg stood at the door of the bus and asked the driver if he could have a ride.
"Aye. You look pretty 'armless. Hop on."
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25th August 2011, 02:29 AM #7
What do you call a deaf deer?
Nothing. It's not going to come when you call anyway.
- Andy Mc
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25th August 2011, 08:19 AM #8
What do you call a one-legged woman?
Ilene. boom boom.
What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman?
Irene. tish boom.
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25th August 2011, 08:21 AM #9
ooh ooh I forgot, what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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25th August 2011, 08:46 AM #10
what do you call a deer with a glass eye?
new eye deerregards
Nick
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Without wood it's just ...
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25th August 2011, 09:06 AM #11
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh.
(works better in spoken form)...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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25th August 2011, 10:57 AM #12
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What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?
the
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25th August 2011, 10:58 AM #13
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
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25th August 2011, 11:18 AM #14
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Useless.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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25th August 2011, 01:05 PM #15
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea.
I went to the butcher to buy some venison for dinner, but it was too dear.
Deer God!! Make it stop!!!
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