The Deer.

[issatree]

Eddie was asked ;

What do you call a Deer with no Eyes ?

No Eye Deer ( No Idea )

This was on the TV tonight.

Got to send this one to the Grandsons.

[Geoff Dean]

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eye deer.

There is also a 3rd Q in the series but it would have to be posted in the orange room.

[Sawdust Maker]

sad

[Woodwould]

Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A. A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

[Rodgera]

What do you call a deer with no legs and is caught in a river?

Bob

[RedShirtGuy]

A man with one eye, no arms and one leg stood at the door of the bus and asked the driver if he could have a ride.

"Aye. You look pretty 'armless. Hop on."

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

What do you call a deaf deer?

Nothing. It's not going to come when you call anyway.

[mic-d]

What do you call a one-legged woman?
Ilene. boom boom.

What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman?
Irene. tish boom.

[mic-d]

ooh ooh I forgot, what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

[Sawdust Maker]

what do you call a deer with a glass eye?

new eye deer

[Ozkaban]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh.

(works better in spoken form)

[Geoff Dean]

What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?

the

[Geoff Dean]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

[munruben]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Useless.

[RedShirtGuy]

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea.


I went to the butcher to buy some venison for dinner, but it was too dear.


Deer God!! Make it stop!!!