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  1. #1
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    Default Tit joke..... BEWARE!!!

    A bloke walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says
    to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you
    nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around
    the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite
    your breasts for $1,000?," he asks again. Listen sir, I'm not that kind
    of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the next block and faces
    her again: "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?" She thinks
    about it for a while and "Hmmm $10,000, eh?, OK, just once, but not here. Let's go to
    that dark alley over there". So they went to that alley and she takes off
    her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
    As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them,
    fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them, but not biting.
    In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks:
    "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much."

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    tits very funny.
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  3. #3
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    titter titter titter
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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