Inquisitive wife

[Allan at Wallan]

This morning the missus said to me, "Be prepared to help me tomorrow
with the vacuuming, ok".

I replied, "Sorry, I will be busy tomorrow".

"Doing what", she asked.

I said, "Doing things I haven't done today".

She then took on a sterner tone and demanded, "Like what?"

I had to think quickly and replied, "Doing things I haven't done
for the last couple of months".

By the look on her face I would say she does not have a sense of humour.

Allan

[KBs PensNmore]

Sound like my other half. I've yet to find a woman that has a sense of humour, after about 7 years.

[Handyjack]

Suck it up - tomorrow.

Now remember that she said tomorrow.
The following day you must reply that you will help "Tomorrow"!

"Tomorrow never comes".

[CAG]

Sound like my other half. I've yet to find a woman that has a sense of humour, after about 7 years.

Does that mean you've been looking for another woman for the past 7 years or all of the women you've encountered have lost their sense of humour after 7 years?

[Allan at Wallan]

Sound like my other half. I've yet to find a woman that has a sense of humour, after about 7 years.

We've been married 53 years - have needed a sense of humour
to have lasted this long.

Hope she does not read this.


Allan

[KBs PensNmore]

Does that mean you've been looking for another woman for the past 7 years or all of the women you've encountered have lost their sense of humour after 7 years?

They loose it after 7 years, after 3 of them you'd think I'd have learnt.

[CAG]

They loose it after 7 years, after 3 of them you'd think I'd have learnt.

Hmmm.....what's the common denominator here?

Oh yeah, they can't see that you're such a good bloke when up close!!!

[ian]

This morning the missus said to me, "Be prepared to help me tomorrow
with the vacuuming, ok".

I replied, "Sorry, I will be busy tomorrow".

"Doing what", she asked.

I said, "Doing things I haven't done today".

She then took on a sterner tone and demanded, "Like what?"

I had to think quickly and replied, "Doing things I haven't done
for the last couple of months".

By the look on her face I would say she does not have a sense of humour.

So Allan

how's it going?

did "tomorrow" arrive at some stage during the day ?

did you get any dinner?

have you made a new acquaintance with the vacuum cleaner?

how does the head feel?

[RedShirtGuy]

We've been married 53 years

You get less for murder



Nah...well done you (both). I really respect a couple that can stick together that long.

Especially when one of them is posting jokes like this Hehehe

[Allan at Wallan]

So Allan

how's it going?

did "tomorrow" arrive at some stage during the day ?

did you get any dinner?

have you made a new acquaintance with the vacuum cleaner?

how does the head feel?

"Tomorrow" yet to arrive.
"Dinner" was G.Y.O. (Get your own).
"Head" on vacuum cleaner ok, mine still sporting bruises.




Allan

[AlexS]

We've been married 53 years

Allan

Only seems like 70.