Grandads DON'T know everything

[Barry Hicks]

Allan had grandson Billy staying with him for a few days. Billy had been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked, "Grandad, what's it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
Allan was a bit taken aback but decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, Billy."
Billy said, "OK" and and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back inside and said angrily, "Grandad, it isn't called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds and Jimmy's Dad wants to talk to you."

[wheelinround]

called parental attention to detail dissorder