Hung Chow

[Stuart]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come work today, I real sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at work soon....

You got nice house."

[Wongo]

Hey play fair. Last time we used Ming Foo for this joke and this time we use Hung Chow. Why do we always make fun of the Chinese? Can't we use maybe Paddy next time?

[Stuart]

Shows how often I look at the joke page! Sorry if people have heard it before.

[DanP]

Can't we use maybe Paddy next time?

Nope.

Next time we're using; "Wun Hung Lo"

Dan

[echnidna]

Hey play fair. Last time we used Ming Foo for this joke and this time we use Hung Chow. Why do we always make fun of the Chinese? Can't we use maybe Paddy next time?

Ok hows this Wongo?
It seems to lose something with Paddy as a star player.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come work today, I real sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to Paddy and tell him give me sex.That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at work soon....

You got nice house."

[AlexS]

Echnidna, you being sirry

[Bodgy]

Wongo

The Irish have been the but of these jokes for about 50 years, it's just your turn, at the moment.

Next up will probably be the Islanders.