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28th April 2006, 10:12 PM #1
evil twin of Gawd
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Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!
Chinese sick leave
Wongo calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work."
The boss says, "You know something, Wongo, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later wongo calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great.
I be at work soon boss......... You got nice house
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28th April 2006, 10:37 PM #2
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rotflmfao
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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28th April 2006, 10:52 PM #3
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You nasty piece of work Kris. You very bad man. I no like you. You die you go to hell.
May your plastic surgery go horribly wrong.
Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com
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28th April 2006, 11:08 PM #4
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don't you mean 'howwibly wong"
Originally Posted by Wongo
You nasty piece of work Kris. You very bad man. I no like you. You die you go to hell.
May your plastic surgery go horribly wrong. Wong?
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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28th April 2006, 11:13 PM #5
Deceased
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Wongo, don't you like your boss wife? Originally Posted by Wongo
You nasty piece of work Kris. You very bad man. I no like you. You die you go to hell.
May your plastic surgery go horribly wrong.
Peter.
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29th April 2006, 09:27 AM #6
Drop Bear Master
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Another dish for the other post............Noo Kee
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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29th April 2006, 04:07 PM #7
You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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me to Originally Posted by Shedhand
rotflmfao
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29th April 2006, 04:51 PM #8
you're gunna need a tray
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Peter be nice. Originally Posted by Sturdee
Wongo, don't you like your boss wife?
Peter.
Scott's boss is woman and her spouse verry ugly.
Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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