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  1. 15th May 2009, 12:22 PM #1
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    $40,000 Funeral
    Jim died.

    His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

    As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure
    Jim would be pleased,' she said.
    'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.

    'How much did this really cost?'

    'All of it,' said Sharon    . 'Forty thousand.'

    'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'
    Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'


    Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big was it??
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    Lol!

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    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    I love liar sorry, lawyer jokes.
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