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  1. 29th December 2010, 04:37 PM #1
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    Allan went to his doctor after the Christmas festivities and all that food.. The doctor asked him to step on the scale. The doctor studied Allans chart and looked again at the current weight showing on the scales. He sat down at this desk and said "Allan, your weight is absolutely perfect but"...











    "You are a meter too short"
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    Just what his wife has been telling him for years
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    He just had an economy of height
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Allan went to his doctor after the Christmas festivities and all that food.. The doctor asked him to step on the scale. The doctor studied Allans chart and looked again at the current weight showing on the scales. He sat down at this desk and said "Allan, your weight is absolutely perfect but"...











    "You are a meter too short"
    Ahhh, so that's what my doctor meant when he told
    my wife that I was "a little short up top".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Ahhh, so that's what my doctor meant when he told
    my wife that I was "a little short up top".

    Allan
    Or a bit long in the tooth.
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