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  1. #1
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    Default Down for the count.

    My neighbour, a former boxer, went to his doctor and
    complained of insomnia.

    The doctor was reluctant to give him any sedatives but
    instead suggested he trying to count to 100 when going
    to bed.

    The boxer replied, "It does not work doc. Whenever
    I start counting I jump up when I reach nine".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Talking

    :u

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    Thats a knockout Alan.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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