Why is it

[artme]

# that the water cooler cup container won't release the cups and when it does you get a handful?

# that dog owners will let their dog crsp on your nature strip and object when you suggest they pick it up?

# that toothless long haired yobbos all drive cars with 4 different coloured doors?

[rustynail]

# that the water cooler cup container won't release the cups and when it does you get a handful?

# that dog owners will let their dog crsp on your nature strip and object when you suggest they pick it up?

# that toothless long haired yobbos all drive cars with 4 different coloured doors?

#Be greatfull you have a water cooler.
#Dont suggest, insist.
#I'm a toothless long haired yobbo and my car doors are the same colour.

[A Duke]

It's all known as "Jackie"

[Sebastiaan56]

The past, present and future walk into a bar, "This will be tense" says the barman.

[rsser]

You need four different colours on the car to match the different colour patches on your jeans, silly.

And they don't need to be sewn on. Quik Grip works fine.

[cava]

#I'm a toothless long haired yobbo and my car doors are the same colour.

Rust doesn't count as a colour.

[rustynail]

Rust doesn't count as a colour.

Does so too! 'Round here we call it natural brown. Very popular indeed