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  1. #1
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    Default Seniors Bridal Register

    Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Airdrie, are all excited about their
    decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the
    way they pass a drugstore. Dennis suggests they go in.

    Dennis addresses the man behind the counter : "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Dennis : "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."

    Dennis : "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Dennis : "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist : "Definitely."

    Dennis: "How about suppositories?"

    Pharmacist : "You bet!"

    Dennis: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

    Pharmacist : "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Dennis : "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
    Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist : "Absolutely."

    Dennis : "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist : "We sure do."

    Dennis : "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

    Pharmacist : "All speeds and sizes."

    Dennis : "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist : "Sure."

    Dennis : " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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