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    Default Would you marry again

    Would You marry Again?

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question . . . .

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

    HUSBAND: Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: -- silence --

    HUSBAND: --quietly to himself -- "Sh#@t."
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Like they say wives are to blame for the lies men tell, they ask too many questions.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    "A bachelor is a man who hasn't made the same mistake once"

    Not mine unfortunately. From a changeable sign at a rental place on a main road in sydney many moons ago...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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