Gone fishing...

[AlexS]

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place: First guy: " You've no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
next weekend."

Second guy: " That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.

Third guy: " Man you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the 4th guy had not
said a word.

So they asked him. " You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5.30 am. When it went off,
I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or
sex?"..and she said, " Wear sun-block."

[Caliban]

Love it.
Reminds me of this one.



>>Mark returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife
>>Marian
>>that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
>>Wiping away her tears,
>>he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and
>>they
>>made
>>passionate love.
>>Six hours later, Mark went to her again, and said, "Honey, now
>>I
>>only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love
>>again?"
>>Marian
>>agreed and again they made love.
>>Later, Mark was getting into bed when he realized he now had
>>only
>>eight
>>hours of life left. He touched Marian's shoulder and said,
>>Honey?
>>Please?
>>Just one more time before I die."
>>She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
>>Mark, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he
>>tossed
>>and
>>turned until he was down to only four more hours.
>>He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
>>"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
>>His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
>>"Listen Mark, I have to get up and go to work in the morning! You don't."

[echnidna]

!, 2 & 3 are typical losers.
4 must have studied management negotiation.
He set up a win\win situation