Olympic Condoms

[oges]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly
impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the
purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?", she blurts. "What makes them so special?" "There are
three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What colour are you
going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man
proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if
you came second for a change!"

[This message has been edited by oges (edited 14 September 2000).]

[RETIRED]

TUT TUT Oges.

You read the same pages as I do.

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"