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4th October 2005, 01:12 PM #1
Hi Ho Silver
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor
of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that
evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As
the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent and
spends the
night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is
your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the
blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The
following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a
man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your
last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you
d#@khead, for the last time............ BRING POSSE!!!!
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4th October 2005, 01:13 PM #2
Rusty.The perfect is the enemy of the good.
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4th October 2005, 05:57 PM #3
"What do you mean "WE" are surrounded white man"
TONTOIligitimus non carbourundum
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