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    Now that Australia now has a female Prime Minister, there will now be a Prime Ministers partner/husband that the nation needs to make allowances for. I think that it is about time that there is a National Shed erected in the grounds of the Lodge.

    This National Shed could be equipped with a set of National tools ( a national drill press, a National saw and National thicknesser and National jointer etc...) there would also need to be a National ladder so as the 'First Man' can clean the spouting and a National lawn mower so he can cut the grass.

    What tools would you like to see in the National Shed?
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    A gallows.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    We were joking about this here at work this morning. The paper have dubbed him "The First Bloke" because reportedly he likes a beer and I wanted to know if he has a shed, because I'm not sure he gets to be "The First Bloke" unless he's got a shed (and a few shed spiders as well).

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    The other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".

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    Do hairdressers have sheds?
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    He might need a shed to sharpen his clippers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    Do hairdressers have sheds?
    Wonder if he will entertain Obama's Michelle when they visit and how will he entrain her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    Wonder if he will entertain Obama's Michelle when they visit and how will he entrain her.
    I'm sure they could find something to get up to... I mean, they are adults. Perhaps not in the shed though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    I'm sure they could find something to get up to... I mean, they are adults. Perhaps not in the shed though.
    You mean style her hair of course
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    You mean style her hair of course
    What else would they have in common?
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    Sounds as he would fit into the chap bracket more than the bloke group..

    Apologies for using that C word, but in this case seem it had to be said.

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