Little known facts!

[gatiep]

Little known facts!



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity

[arose62]

How come snails missed out ???
I understand the typical snail sex act has durations measured in hours !

And regarding the mantis, I thought that the female bit the head off, then the abdomen, once sex was underway.
Just goes to show that you don't need a brain, or a heart, to please some females ...

Cheers,
Andrew

[Phil Jennings]

Hey Gatie,
replacement heart valves come from pigs. So if you ever need one get them to give you the pig's d*ck as well. Although perhaps the resulting strain of a 30 minute orgasm may be more than a reconditioned heart can stand!
Be sure to let us know.

Cheerio
Phil

[AlexS]

Hmmm. Reminds me of the VD posters the army used to have - "Is 5 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of pain?"

Someone always added "How do you make it last 5 minutes?"

[Tankstand]

Originally posted by gatiep
Little known facts!



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

Must be all of those power tools designed for right handers!

[Tonyz]

snails do it themselves :eek: they are both M/F therefore they must enjoy it otherwise WHO do they blame