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Thread: Instructions
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30th January 2010, 03:40 PM #1
Instructions
Thought I'd put this n the joke section because it's funny,
Instruction on knife sharpener I just bought say
"Up the gray V slot of the sharpener, hold the rhombus protuberant part by hand, put sharpener vertical to the table top that make the nonskid soft rubber contact the table top well"
Perhaps some one could elucidate the meaning of Rhombus protuberant?Mick
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30th January 2010, 04:26 PM #2
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The website is even clearerer
Kitchen Mini Knife Sharpener
Description Products introduction:
TAIDEA sharpener adopts two pieces whetting design, which increases the whetting speed and quality greatly. Coarse grinding part adopts high rigidity alloys, removing the cutter surface metal by cutting steel scraps to modification a dull edge. The fine grinding part uses special wear proof ceramic materials, which modifies dull edge more and increases the blade quality more. Super strong materials ABS in adoption in main body, guaranteed the product external appearance bright, and meet the environmental protection request.
The protection designs, adopting the middle V slot and adding double sides higher, be safer while whetting cutter.
Nonskid design is divided two parts; base design uses special soft nonskid rubber material, keeping contacting most of the table top and can't move. Handing part adopts rhombus salient point nonskid designs that cause safe handholding with small energizing.
Portable and mini designs, small volume, make use of space very well. Moreover, the easy taking and hanging bead chain designed; show the characteristics of the easy to store and portable.
Instruction:
1.Up the gray V slot of the sharpener, hold the rhombus protuberant part by hand, put sharpener
vertical to the table top that nonskid soft rubber contact the table top well.
2.Place the cutter (that demand whetting) on the V t slot perpendicularly; Make an effort slightly to pull hereafter the knife, repeat several times, till the blade sharper
Ideally for:
***** of all kinds of family knives
***** of knives in restaurant and public location
***** of garden knives
4�Maintenance of fieldwork knives
Note:
1.Put rhombus protuberant part on the V slot perpendicularly
***** an effort slightly to pull hereafter the knife till the blade sharper for find grindingSilence is golden and Duct tape is silver...
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30th January 2010, 04:47 PM #3
Cheers Robbo26, it must have been translation by google.
My motorbike manual starts one sentence with "Necessarily.....Mick
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30th January 2010, 04:51 PM #4
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Not translated
I don't think google translated it, I think it was written in perfect Chinglish....
Silence is golden and Duct tape is silver...
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30th January 2010, 05:24 PM #5
After reading all that I can now understand
the instructions much gooderer.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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30th January 2010, 07:22 PM #6
indeed, but what the flamin heck is a rhombus protuberant?
Mick
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30th January 2010, 07:50 PM #7
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Q.e.d.
I think if you read all the features from the site it becomes trivially obvious...
Handing part adopts rhombus salient point nonskid designs that cause safe handholding with small energizing.Silence is golden and Duct tape is silver...
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30th January 2010, 09:20 PM #8
thus it is proved
Mick
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30th January 2010, 09:25 PM #9
I think Its a round thing that sticks out.
Or maybe a romboid shape? What's that? A rectangle?
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30th January 2010, 09:35 PM #10
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30th January 2010, 10:23 PM #11
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30th January 2010, 11:11 PM #12
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Instructions
You are very close Tim.
The Collins English Dictionary has Protuberant as, " A bulging swelling out tumour or knob".
When you add Rhombus it all becomes perfectly clear, "A pallelogram whose sides are all equal but whose angles are not at 90 Deg, or a dimond shape".
Sounds just like a monkeys bum to me.
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31st January 2010, 08:11 AM #13
but you can't make a parallelogram with all equal sides and angles not 90 without it being diamond shape, can you?
A rhomboid knobHmmm
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