My one day of employment

[Woodwould]

After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two brats, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Bunnings. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "No, they aren't twins! The oldest one's nine, and the other one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just can't believe someone would have slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings."

[bluegum30]

Thanks Woodwould

[Waldo]

I'll try that one day when I retire and work at the green joint.

What did you say to the husband who followed behind?

[tea lady]

What did you say to the husband who followed behind?

Tell him where the hearing aid batteries are And that he can get eye tests bilk billed.

(How many times has this joke been posted anyway? )

[Grumpy John]

True story. The door greeter (Christine, a lovely lady) at the Bunnies where I work was doing her job as usual on fathers day. The exception on this day was that she was offering all the dad-aged men a free cap. One pleasant gentleman told her to "shove it up her #####". It makes working in retail a real pleasure .

Hey, who put the #####'s in. I should have pretended to be a yank and said ass.

[Woodwould]

How many times has this joke been posted anyway?

You mean it's not true?