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    An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

    The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"

    So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!

    The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"

    "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
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    rrich Guest

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    Probably worked too.

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    Tanks very much for that one John.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Thumbs up hi

    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

    The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"

    So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!

    The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"

    "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
    hi

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